Smegma

Black guy: mmmmm i looove breakfast
Arabic guy: i put so much smegma in there
Black guy: i love your smegma

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The cheese that they sell in my local store.

Person 1: I'm going to the store, what do you want?
Person 2: Can you pick up some smegma?
Person 1: The fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!

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random twelve year old: *says a homophobic comment*
people with common sense: look at that SMEGMA!

smegma by haz3.ox May 7, 2024

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smegma by cocmonke June 9, 2024

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A really sticky cheese that comes from your jonhson, it can be bought only at Wlamrat.

Anthony Moca cant wait to eat this smegma with some bagels

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- The food that comes from your penis after not washing your foreskin.

I was so hungry this weekend so I cooked up some beef and fried it in my smegma juice.

Smegma by jewgo May 3, 2026

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smegma is a cheese like matter underneath the foreskin due to lack of hygiene

smegma by anonymous January 7, 2025

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