Smegma 

The cheese that they sell in my local store.

Person 1: I'm going to the store, what do you want?
Person 2: Can you pick up some smegma?
Person 1: The fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!

Smegma by wendover154 May 6, 2024

smegma 

a way to insult a "pretend sigma"

random twelve year old: *says a homophobic comment*
people with common sense: look at that SMEGMA!

smegma by haz3.ox May 7, 2024

smegma 

ohio opposite version of sigma

bro ur such a fatass smegma

smegma by cocmonke June 9, 2024

Smegma 

A really sticky cheese that comes from your jonhson, it can be bought only at Wlamrat.

Anthony Moca cant wait to eat this smegma with some bagels

Smegma by smegma master June 10, 2024

Smegma 

Morning breakfast

Black guy: mmmmm i looove breakfast
Arabic guy: i put so much smegma in there
Black guy: i love your smegma

Smegma by istriveforporn July 23, 2024

smegma 

smegma is a cheese like matter underneath the foreskin due to lack of hygiene

im gonna rub my smegma all over you

smegma by anonymous January 7, 2025

Smegma

- The food that comes from your penis after not washing your foreskin.

I was so hungry this weekend so I cooked up some beef and fried it in my smegma juice.

Smegma by jewgo May 3, 2026