Shattered Hill

Famed for their low levels of intellect a shattered hill is one of the higher ranking members of N.Ireland's "Douchebag Patrol" famous for their fairly large yet unimpressive breasts which they routinley use to gain spaces on sofas and or beds tricking unsuspecting males into believing that they will "get them out."

It is also beleived that a shattered doesn't beleive in gravity.

Shattered Hill: Let me sit down.
Lad: Get your tits out first.
Shattered: *giggles*

God of all Gods: If you got that mediocre excuse for a wrack out I wouldn't even get a semi...

by GRAVITY EXISTS BITCH May 17, 2011

Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

Scattered

Scattered is another word for a junky, drug taker, ferral looking thing

Gee Shes a fucking scattered cunt

by 69bra March 8, 2018

Smatter Horn

Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"

by Turbaisu August 6, 2007

scattered sun

To use hard drugs.

"It's time to live in the scattered sun."

by coldjunkie December 25, 2009

shattered(to pull a)

to accidently delete your own account by putting your own name in the entry field thats clearly says "delete account"

aka being polish

phew, I almost pulled a shattered, but then I seen the big red button that said "delete account" and decieded not to click it

by Nate January 12, 2004

Scattered Gravy

Another term for "Spaghetti with Meat Sauce".

Ex. Tonight, I'm making Scattered Gravy for dinner.

by Jenaphur August 27, 2005