roman shafticles

Receiving a roman helmet from a gentleman with shafticles. Shaft must start higher on the forehead than a standard roman helmet and testicles (mid-shaft) rest roughly over the eye sockets while the remainder of the shaft continues down the nose.

I met a strange man with testicles in a unique location, allowing him to drop a roman shafticles on my face.

by Dreadlox April 4, 2013

smartie party

The true definition of smarty party is when a girl puts smarties up her pussy or asshole (if ur really that disgusting and wanna do that) and get them out, only using your tounge, before they melt, however many you don't and they melt means you have to go that many days without sex

Tina wanted to have a Smartie Party so she put 6 smarties in her pussy and Tommy only got 2 out before they rest melted, he must now go 4 days without sex. poor Tommy!

by Ksurko September 23, 2007

smarticles

Another word for smart.But it is the cells of being smart.

I have alot..of smarticles!I'm a smarty pants but more of a smarticle.

by Ashlhayyy May 10, 2009

smarticus

If you are smarticus, you are very very very smart.

Charlotte - wow you are really smart!!
Holly - I'm smarticus!!!

by BOB-BOB-BOB December 9, 2009

smartie party

Everybody gathers together and dresses in brightly coloured leotards, then has a party inside a unnaturally large smartie tube, located in the middle of a field.
No blue's allowed.

"Lets smartie party!"

by Mrs.Grabeel. May 17, 2008

sharticles

The small, brown floaties in the water left after a particularly rank tub fart.

Marilyn had been enjoying her long bathtub soak, but jumped out as soon as she saw a handful of sharticles float by.

by ammster March 30, 2010

party smartie [disco biscuit]

an ectasy tablet, from english sweet 'smartie' (registered trademark)

to drop a party smartie

by chris December 14, 2003