smartphone-hobo

Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.

I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.

by hiresake May 24, 2014

smartphone prophylactic

The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case

I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession

I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016

smartlessest

Samuel;
Less smart than smartless

Samuel is so smartlessest

by Smartlessest November 10, 2017

sarkhole

A person who is habitually a sarcastic arsehole. They can't help themselves, every single response they give is sarcastic. As such, you can't help but call them what they are: a sarcastic arsehole

Husband: *insert sarcastic comment*
Wife : do you know what, you're a real sarkhole.

by Mrs B to the C May 30, 2018

Smartologist

Someone who considers themselves really smart and always says “wise” sentences and / or correct people even though he/ she knows he is not that smart

Man 1: do the dishes
Man 2: u mean wash them?
Man 1: u r smartologist

by noyza July 29, 2019

Smartphone

Smartphone
A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) is a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"

Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack: Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!

by xXSalo7aXx January 26, 2020