smarmy

Cheesy, pretentious, not as attractive as one thinks one is and/or greasy and slimy.

Also, that which is full of smarm.

Howard McGillin and Lance Bass are so smarmy that they live on the smarm farm. MSL and J.Tart can come, too.

by Smarmalade November 18, 2006

smacky

A person habitually addicted to heroin (Smack).

"Man that smacky looks like the walking dead."
"Smacky's ruin the drug game and give it a bad name."

by Diego August 17, 2003

smarty party

I heard it off a chick called Pieta and she said it was when two chikas shuv smartys up their pussies and they take turns in having them licked out.

Pieta, what's a smarty party? Fuck off look it up on urban dictionary.(not the real words of pieta)

by Beckie October 28, 2004

smarty

A person trying to act smart but ending up being an idiot.

Don't try to be a smarty. Act smart.

by Gopherullas November 13, 2011

Smarmy Guy

Latin Name: Homo Smarmus

Typically found inhabiting Eastern North America, the Homo Smarmus is a rare and distinct individual.

They tend to favor indoor habitats where microwavable meals, XBox, and online chatrooms denouncing the intelligence of others are near at hand.

Physical Appearance: A material covering with a striped pattern (Scientists currently studying Homo Smarmus are developing a theory which states that this might be some form of tribal garb) usually coloured green and poo-brown is essential. The left forelimb is permanently extended upwards, and shoulders hunched.

A unique grunt is the natural call of the Homo Smarmus. One might liken it to a cough, when broken down it sounds like "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhh". However, while it is found loud and irritating to those near to the Homo Smarmus, it does not travel well, making it difficult for one Homo Smarmus to warn others about the presence of someone who has a low bullshit tolerance.

Those who have studied this species closely advise others to keep their distance as there may be longterm side effects which could potentially lead to:
sensitivity of eyes to light
stunting of growth (in children)
swelling of feet or lower legs
vomiting
headache
muscle cramps
hallucinations
mental depression
mood swings
skin rash or hives
hiccups
wounds that will not heal
increased sweating
indigestion

Please also note that these side effects are similar to those of IBD.

Student: "Oh no! Smarmy Guy is in this class, I can already feel the bile rising up in my throat and the indigestion kicking in!"

Smarmy Guy: "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhhh"

by S_Fiction November 12, 2010

smacky

sometimes used to convey that a drug mixture is adulterated with heroin or another drug which the user may feel is acting like heroin may act

I feel sick, I think I got some smacky rolls!

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

snarky

Somebody was watching the Dane Cook Special weren't they?

Snarky, look it up on google. Google it.

by Nick Orloff September 27, 2006