Seuss Stack

Anything stacked in a dangerously tall and precarious manner.

Bill had a four foot tall Seuss Stack of files on his desk this morning so I totally Jackie Chan kicked that shit and sent eight months of TPS reports all over the office. Now he's all pissed off for some reason.

by Dr. Funkenstien April 10, 2010

slusband

slacker husband
A worthless loser who sponges off of his wife.

I feel so bad for her because her slusband sits around smoking weed and playing ps2 all day.

by PJJ August 12, 2007

seuss

Name affectionately given to dogs believed to be reincarnated versions of other dogs.

This dog is so much like my other dog that it must be Seuss!

by Painya September 14, 2006

Sless

A Sless (Slatus Jessus to give them their full name) are members of the ant family. They often hang around in pairs but strangely the female of the pair is nocturnal whilst the male is not.

The noticable difference between the Sless and the ant is the way they behave in activities within the collony. Once every 3 years the collony have a spring clean before moving into a new nest. However whilst members of the collony work hard for many days the Sless is nowhere to be seen.

Studies have found these creatures sleeping in their new habitat whilst other members of the collony work their little claws to the bone.

This often causes 'rage' in the collony which can only be repaired by a large meal with all drinks being supplied to all by the lazy little Sless's

I was distraught to find that the people I was living with turned out to be Sless's.

Those lazy SOB's Slessed off during the move and left us all high and dry.

by Schwartzy August 22, 2006

slushbox

Slang term for a torque converter, a component in an automatic transmission.

You can get the BMW 330 in manual, as God intended, or with the slushbox.

by Cyde Weys May 2, 2012

Muff Slush Surprise

The act of a middle aged women of a moderate weight sliding down a hill. Her pants and underwear must be off, and the hill has to have frigid temperatures and dew must still be on the ground. Upon sliding down, the dew from the hill has collected in the pubical regions of the woman's crotchal area. After obtaining the excess collection, it may be used as spread on various delicacies. Examples include bread, cakes, funnel cakes, cupcakes, cookies, muffins, bagels, salads, and sandwiches.

Mary took advantage of Jim's wedding and made her infamous "Muff Slush Surprise Upside Down Cake."
The guests loved her special topping.

by dr.stevebrule December 17, 2009

Seussesque

In a Dr. Seuss manner; can also be substituted for anything sounding like Seuss.

Today I went to the store
It was such a bore
but I needed more
apples, maybe four
How very Seussesque

Tom & Linda are totally banging, I hear she's great at Seussesque.

by Daxtamuke November 15, 2010