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Slinging Goob

A euphemism for jacking off. The term is deprived of the substance, goob, that is ejected, slung, from the male genitalia.
Chester was caught behind the water cooler on the 6th tee box slinging goob, at least he got it out of his system.
by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022
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yogurt slinging

When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.
Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!

Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
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Cat Slinging

When someone deflects the attention off of themselves when confronted with an issue by pointing someone else’s faults. Like slinging cats on to a person so everyone will look to see what happens and no longer pays attention to you.
When Johnny was confronted about his poor work ethic he immediately started cat slinging by pointing out the laziness of all the other coworkers.
by Slang sayer August 30, 2022
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hanging and slanging

When you walk around and your dick uncontrollably swings around
" I can't help it I'm just hanging and slanging!!"
by Alexander102 September 4, 2017
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Slinging crack juice

The act of illegally selling containers of concocted alcoholic beverages usually consisting of the cheapest vodka that can be purchased and dollar store powdered juice mix at parties, tailgates, picnics, concerts, street corners, parks, bbq's & under viaducts.
Person 1: "Dude is your brother an alcoholic, what's w/ all the empty Popov bottles?"

Person 2: " Nah man he got laid off, I think he's back to slinging crack juice again"

Person 1: "Damn that's kinda sad"

Person 2: "Dude, it's a recession"
by jaserra August 2, 2009
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Slinging

Another word for selling drugs. People who sling drugs often hang out in alleys and sell people walking by lots of crack cocaine and marijuana.
Tom: "I saw this guy slinging dope today in Times Square, the police came and made a big scene of that slinger."

Josh: "Wow, that guy must have really taken the L."
by ɯ August 24, 2018
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Hash Slinging Slasher

The Hash Slinging Slasher is from the “Night Shift” Episode of SpongeBob Squarepants (Season 2 Episode 16). He was a violent drug dealer who sold hash (the weed kind) and would “get you.”
by nashdingingflasher April 13, 2019
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