Sloppy Kissinger

A diplomatic tactic of anal sex whereby the male strays from the vaginal zone and enters the prohibited anus on the condition that he will soon withdraw.
When Jorge didn't ejaculate after 10 minutes of awkward reassurance, Hannah knew she was enduring a "Sloppy Kissinger"
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Sloppy Toppy

I picked up my slider and she gave some sloppy toppy off the HEAD.
by Willie Willie September 19, 2018
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Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.
Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.
by Radkid213 July 21, 2013
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sloppy meat

to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.
steve: yo john smells like shit today
me: duh someone sloppy meated him last night
by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008
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Sloppy Pig

Getting your dick sucked by a girl that is eating bacon.
Damn, Sheila gives a good Sloppy Pig, I hope bacon is on sale today!
by Crackaintfree October 21, 2018
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sloppy dome

"When you see me, you're gonna give me some sloppy dome right?"
by undermybelly August 07, 2014
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Sloppy Caesar

A sex act where the male ejaculates on his partner’s face and then throws a handful on croutons on it.
Hey babe, let’s skip the salad tonight, I’ll give you a sloppy Caesar when we get home!
by Actiongirl January 16, 2018
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