Skittle Skootchin'

Skittle Skootchin' is when you stuff a bunch of crayons up your ass and then draw pictures of yourself jacking off with your ass crayons, incessantly, like OCD-style.

Mom: I feel so ashamed having caught you Skittle Skootchin' again.
Son: Then please stop making me go to your lame ass church.

by Jaunty Diggles October 27, 2021

poop scootch

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.

My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.

by Marlo D December 17, 2021

Slortch

A slut, whore, and a bitch all rolled up into one.

You were right, that ex-girlfriend of mine was a filthy slortch.

by andyomega July 21, 2010

slooth

Something that immature and vigorously ignorant people call eachother.

Hey, you slooth, aren't i cool now?

by john mung August 2, 2006

Slooch

A slimy cooch.

That girl with herpes has a nasty slooch.

by Mundi Kufu September 28, 2003

sloothy

A girl that is a slut and gets around, usually behind people's back.

Girl 1: Ya she's had sex with everyone's bf.

Girl 2: WOW! I had no idea, she really is sloothy...

by cock&block March 24, 2010

scootch your pooch

when someone asks you to move your vagina over

"Scootch your pooch on over, I am getting Claustrophobic, or Ginaphobic"

by Simoneb July 3, 2007