Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.
James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
by anonymous May 30, 2022
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actually doing this will probably get you killed within a month.
actually doing this will probably get you killed within a month.
"Dude, why is this road full of holes? "
"I don't know, but stick your dick in it."
"What the fuck! I'm not insane you know."
"I don't know, but stick your dick in it."
"What the fuck! I'm not insane you know."
by Apersonwholikesstupidjokes March 29, 2017
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A way of saying you are going to stomp somebody out, beat them up, or give them a beat down. Also a way of saying somebody got laid the fuck out in football.
-"Pookie was talking shit about you!"
-"Lets go stick that nigga's dick in the dirt Ray-Ray!
"It's fourh down and one! Let's stick their dick in the dirt nigga!"
-"Lets go stick that nigga's dick in the dirt Ray-Ray!
"It's fourh down and one! Let's stick their dick in the dirt nigga!"
by Lil Yums April 27, 2009
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Roger: yo check ur pants to see if u peen is still in ur pants
Roger: yo check ur pants to see if u peen is still in ur pants
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A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there
A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there
by Will Kalamon June 9, 2018
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