The term "Santa Claus" is an American distortion of the Dutch name "San Niccolaus", meaning "Saint Nicolas". He is known by many other names around the world, such as "Kris Kringle" in some places and "Father Christmas" in Great Britain. Saint Nick was a Catholic bishop in what is now modern Turkey during the days of the Roman Empire. He left gifts for poor people in his town and after he died the legend of St. Nick coming to homes in a chariot carrying presents for good people was born. The legend was spread along with Christianity and when that faith reached the Arctic St. Nick started riding a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer. The legend spread around the globe and in the 20th century in America Coca-Cola provided the modern image of "Santa" as fat, jolly, rotund, with white hair and beard, wearing a red suit and black boots and of course, drinking a bottle of Coke. He is beloved by children all over.
Santa Claus is based on a real person, just like many "fairy tales" and myths that have existed throughout history.
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Get the The Russian Santa Claus mug.The code name for a pedifile that has cannot be caught because he knows when your awake. Think about it...first he watches children to see if the are being "naughty" or "nice" then on christmas eve he breaks into home in the middle of the night, leaves "presents" for little "boys and girls", eat ALL the cookies and drinks up all the white stuff then leaves with a sadistic "ho ho ho".
kid1* did santa claus come to your house last night?
kid2* i...i don't wanna talk about it *bursts into tears*
kid2* i...i don't wanna talk about it *bursts into tears*
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Get the Santa Claus mug.He is nothing but a fucked up dude. Think about it he climbs into people's houses and gives them presents for being nice ( really all kids are gonna be bad) and gives them coal if they are naughty ( which is fucked really). I mean if you come to your senses there is no way that Santa Claus is still alive. Think about Kris Kringle was born in the middle ages or sometime before that right. So how the fuck is he still alive. Either someone took his place or he is on some drugs that kept him alive all this years. The elves really? No one is elf with pointy ears. The reindeers really? First of all reindeer cannot fly. Second of all reindeer are mammals which means they cannot fly, but they can have babies. Last his retarded laugh, is retarded "HO HO HO" No wonder why no girls like him because every girl there is by calling them hoes.
Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.
Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.
Santa claus needs to go to hell, because he makes the holidays fucked up and changing what they mean. I cant wait for New years.
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Jamal: My bitch said Santa don't exist.
Alante: Shit, den Santa Claus dat ho, and have her look in the mirror.
<<the next day>>
Jamal: Man, she look in da mirror after I took yo advice, and now she a believa.
Alante: Shit, den Santa Claus dat ho, and have her look in the mirror.
<<the next day>>
Jamal: Man, she look in da mirror after I took yo advice, and now she a believa.
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