Slam Pig

A pig that can slam dunk a basketball.

I've got 3 slam pigs, and 2 shooting pigs, we're gonna be a good basketball team.

by cooldudeman July 2, 2014

slampiece

synonym for woman.

by malt July 30, 2003

Slampiece

Somebody who is used only to have sex with. Not dating material or worth respecting in the eyes of the douche who uses this word.

Friends: "What are you doing tonight?"

Twat: "Summoning my slampiece and having a good time."

Friends: "Dickhead."

by Ocean-eyes October 13, 2019

Slam pig

a man or woman who is only fucked when there is no one else around. You're not a friend, lover or relative...but loyal like an animal.

The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.

Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..

Joe convinced his slam pig Stacy he cared so she would have sex with him until someone better came along

by Thatgirl76 September 21, 2020

Slam Pig

Noun. circa spring break 2002. Slampigs are at home on any dance floor. They're easy to spot with their tight black pants and fat rolls that showcase their whale tales whilst pushing up a shirt size too small. Slampigs are last to leave the dancefloor and normally raise the tempreture of any club by 100 degrees due to their fat faces chewing up all the free oxygen. They're the ugly little sis to Cougars and 2nd cousins to the Coyote Ugly.

Dude run. Slam Pigs nine o'clock.

by Douche McMurphlenuts May 4, 2007

slam pig

A whore/skank/slut, etc. One who only exists to pleasure many, many men.

"Hey, isn't that your wife over there?"
"No, that's just my slam pig. My wife is at home with the kids."

by Rick Wiseman, DDS May 25, 2005

Slamping

When a guy is slapping his dong in someone’s face.

Mike is slamping his big dick in her face

by Slamper July 8, 2019