smacked

under the influence of maurijuana

Dog, I got so smacked last night!

by Lady Cougar November 18, 2003

slacker

someone who is very lazy, doesn't do their work until the last minute, and frankly, enjoys it

Greg is a big slacker...he's only read 50 of the 150 pages he needs to read by tomorrow and its already midnight

by King K December 28, 2005

slackenitis

A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from start to finish. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.

Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)

Slackenitis:

Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.

BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?

Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.

BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.

(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)

by Supervisor August 16, 2007

spacked

Used to describe stupid or moronic behaviour by persons a few bricks short of a wall (see retard).

Often preceded by the ingestion intoxicating substances.
This person may now be officially labeled a spackie.

Guy: Woah! Did you see that drunk chick run through that glass door?
Girl: LOL. Thats really spacked up.

by CheapThrills April 12, 2006

smacked up

to get beat up.

to get slaped.

man the homie got smacked up

they smacked him up good.

by Delfino [YnR] January 19, 2008

Slickedness

The combination of the words "slick" and "wickedness" to end up with a single word to express both words with less effort. (Example, Ginormous)

Thats so slick! No thats pure wickedness! No, thats pure slickedness!

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

slackerino

Noun - A person who is easily distracted at work but also is aware and admits to their inefficiencies.

"I'm such a slackerino. I got hardly anything done at work today after wasting time online and shooting the shit with my friends over five coffee breaks."

by DAN_Dutch January 2, 2009