skip brother

The step brother of your half sibling OR the half brother of your step sibling.

JAKE: Carol, this is my skip brother, Bob.

CAROL: Skip brother?

JAKE: Bob is my half brother's step brother.

CAROL: Oh.

by Adam Clark July 14, 2006

skip ad

A button you press so that you dont have to waste your time of watching the damn ad

Me: Im going to press skip ad

by Ali1337 January 30, 2020

Skip Bayless

Annoying ESPN talking head who has only stepped into a locker room to leer at thick black cock. Has absolutely no credibility due to the fact that most of his arguments contain no facts. Is known to hate LeBron James, T.O, and now Aaron Rodgers, the most. Does daily show on ESPN2, "First take," in which he spews his horse shit.

Rational Person 1: "Skip Bayless said Tebow is better than Rodgers, can you believe that?!"
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."

by YourGirlMyHouse November 25, 2011

Skip Bayless

Professional LeBron James hater.

Skip Bayless is a retard.

by Erikatron May 16, 2020

Butter Skips

That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.

Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.

All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017

Skip-genes

Skip-genes: a situation where someone's child posesses much greater brains, talent or looks than their parent(s). Suggesting a relative in previous generations had these qualities that this parent lacks.

Wow, your kid is really good looking and you aren't, skip-genes?

by Speedbiker November 7, 2019

Skipping States

When you catch a criminal charge and start crossing states so the cops can't catch ya.

I caught a murder charge so I had to start skipping states.

by Issa Hawa February 2, 2020