JAKE: Carol, this is my skip brother, Bob.
CAROL: Skip brother?
JAKE: Bob is my half brother's step brother.
CAROL: Oh.
CAROL: Skip brother?
JAKE: Bob is my half brother's step brother.
CAROL: Oh.
by Adam Clark July 14, 2006
Get the skip brothermug. by Ali1337 January 30, 2020
Get the skip admug. Annoying ESPN talking head who has only stepped into a locker room to leer at thick black cock. Has absolutely no credibility due to the fact that most of his arguments contain no facts. Is known to hate LeBron James, T.O, and now Aaron Rodgers, the most. Does daily show on ESPN2, "First take," in which he spews his horse shit.
Rational Person 1: "Skip Bayless said Tebow is better than Rodgers, can you believe that?!"
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."
Rational Person 2: "I hope he gets larynx cancer."
by YourGirlMyHouse November 25, 2011
Get the Skip Baylessmug. That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.
Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.
All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.
All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017
Get the Butter Skipsmug. Skip-genes: a situation where someone's child posesses much greater brains, talent or looks than their parent(s). Suggesting a relative in previous generations had these qualities that this parent lacks.
by Speedbiker November 7, 2019
Get the Skip-genesmug. by Issa Hawa February 2, 2020
Get the Skipping Statesmug. 