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national end a situationship day 

National end a situationship day occurs on November 25. Boys just love to end situationships a month before Christmas. Is it to save money? Who knows.
“We should stay friends, I don’t see this going anywhere”
“I should’ve seen this coming, it’s November 25, National end a situationship day”

Non-romantic situationship 

Definition:
A complex, emotionally enmeshed connection between two people who used to date, kind of still do emotionally, but now insist they’re “just friends” while continuing to talk for hours, share intimate life details, flirt occasionally, and confuse everyone in their lives including themselves.

Origin:
Usually evolves after a romantic breakup that failed to properly detach due to leftover fondness, emotional codependency, or an unwillingness to lose access to the only person who truly gets your weird jokes and trauma responses.
- “He’s not my boyfriend—he’s my non-romantic situationship. We only talk every day, share pet custody, and make each other jealous. Totally casual.”

Lituationship

Relationship based on mutual respect, trust, partying together. Usually people in a lituationship are found to be goofing off together all the time, making each other laugh at all times.
This is just a lituationship.

Girl you got yourself a lituationship.
Lituationship by KimgPriest September 9, 2018

Situlationship 

In the beginning, a one-night stand is just that. A hook-up. But what happens when that "one-night stand" becomes a regular event? Can still fit definition of hook-up at this point. Slowly, emotions get tangled up. You now have a situation. Particularly if the other person you are in the situation with is living with his sort-of/common-law/fake wife and has two children from previous relationships. Situations get messy, especially when you fall in love with this individual. You're spending more and more time together, it's been a few months, and there are real emotions at stake. Your situation is no longer a situation and not quite a relationship. It's a situlationship. Hopefully, to eventually progress to a relationship.
Yeah, it's all kinds of wonky, but it's our situlationship and nobody else's.
Situlationship by nascar9girl December 30, 2008

sexuationship 

Sexual relationship with no meaning or material benefits.
I'm in a sexuationship. We have sex. We send and receive sexual text messeges. We don't make love. We don't fall in love. We don't exchange gifts. We have sexual relations. And we're done.
sexuationship by A.BITCH. January 30, 2014

shituationship

When your relationship with someone is better classified as a shitty situation.
"Hey, man, you should ask out Becky!"
"Nah, she's taken, but its a shituationship, so maybe later."
shituationship by Inachi June 4, 2015