Desk Sitter

Desk Sitter: Usually someone who delibertly sits or stands on a desk to make people irritated. occurs most during school classes. When someone sits on a desk to get attention or praise. Also known as an attention seeker.

If someone is sitting on a desk one would be referred to as a "desk sitter." If an attention seeking person sat on a desk someone could yell "desk sitter."

by Victoria Tenneele October 21, 2011

Pon mi sitter

Term used to describe the beta male attitude of not using their free time optimally.

You’re a pon mi sitter

by Mr hugh jass June 16, 2024

twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009

Chair Sitter

Friendly term used for someone who is lazy or a procrastinator.

Yogi is such a chair sitter.

by Take Care 333 July 30, 2021

The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

rim sitter

A poop that is so long that one end sits in the bottom hole of the toilet while the other comes up out of hole and rests on the rim of the toilet hole. Said poop may or may not protrude from the water, which begins to cross over into the rim sitting iceberg territory.

Holy crap, I just dropped a rim sitter in there. That thing was a monster!

by Señor Hanky March 18, 2022

chop sitter

A sitter for guns, safes, guard dogs, etc. very high profile.

That nigga so lucky, he got a chop sitter for all his shit

by freakindasheets June 29, 2020