family simulator

a sex game that's on every porn site, you can't dodge the ad, there is 5% you can dodge it but that's it.

jojo: hey have you heard of family simulator

me: oh my god shut the fuck up everytime i go on any porn site i always see a fucking ad for family simulator

by Juvyx December 5, 2021

simultexting

Simultaneously texting more than one person (in separate conversation threads).

I can't keep track of who's whom when I'm simultexting more than 3 people.

by smenjas September 17, 2013

Simulingus

Simultaneously performing the act of cunnilingus and analingus on the same person during a threesome.

I had a threesome with a couple the other day where they performed simulingus on me. It was the best orgasm I ever had in a while

by Ktom45 June 21, 2022

Pet Simulator X

P2W cringe

Me: Pet Sim X (contraction of Pet Simulator X) | People: P2W cringe!!!!!!!!!!1

by I like boiled potatoes February 14, 2022

Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

ROBLOX Bee Swarm Simulator

A game in Roblox where you can tame bees and defeat mobs. You start off with a Basic Bee Egg, and no bees. You have to hatch the Egg. Just drag the Egg to your Hive! You can also receive and complete quests to get a reward from a questgiver. There are 6 types of bee rarities: Common (only Basic Bee), Rare, Epic, Legendary, Mythic, and Event Bees! Higher rarity usually means that they have more attack damage (in this case, Baby Bee in the Legendary rarity doesn't attack mobs, so if your first bee is a Baby Bee, you won't be able to defeat any mobs), more energy (Exhausted Bee and Photon Bee in the Epic and Event rarity, has unlimited energy), and more speed when converting pollen to honey! Honey is the main currency in BSS, and it can buy many things. So, let's talk about mobs. Mobs can kill you (don't worry, you won't lose all your stuff), and your bees can kill them! Killing large amounts of mobs are required to complete Panda Bear's quests. Some has 10 HP, some has over a million! So, more bees are required to defeat the most strongest mobs. You can also use some of your items in your inventory. There are also codes. You can redeem codes in the Settings Page. Some valid codes as of August 3rd are: Mocito100T, Wax, Wink, 38217, Connoisseur , Cog, Roof, Bopmaster, BeesBuzz123 and more!

Gary: Dude, how did you know this game? This game in ROBLOX?
Pony: Yeah, I know ROBLOX Bee Swarm Simulator is so fun. That's why I recommended it to you.
Gary: Again, thank you.

by Lol Memes ;) August 3, 2020

simple and clean

"Simple and Clean" is the title of the English theme song for the American release of Kingdom Hearts; it is sung by a bilingual pop idol named Utada Hikaru, who was born in America and moved to Japan as a child.

when you walk away
you don't hear me say
'please' oh baby don't go
'simple and clean'
is the way you are making me feel tonight, its hard to let it go"


Beginning of the song
Simple and Clean

by ki January 31, 2004