Simple Plan 

Fuckwits with guitars that whine about their lattes.

OMG, like Simple Plan like tottalllly rocks my socks.

Simple Plan by Viggo November 20, 2004

simple plan 

what you get when you request the musical equivalent of retarded monkey shit. a disturbing fusion of hillary duff-esque poop rock and the sound of millions of cats dying of bowel cancer. favoured by people who dont even have an iota of musical taste, or thoose who believe that their middle class suburban lives are too utterly depressing and cacked in the emotional crisis of their emo boyfriends dumping them or their stupid fashion mullet haircut going horribly wrong (like it wasnt wrong in the first place) to any reasonable music to come through that dosent make me want to scratch my own face off in sheer disgust

fag- mannn i love simple plan, there songs are like- just like my life
me- what do you mean?
fag- the sing about my pain and how no one understands me
me- *stabs in mouth*
fag- *gurgles inchorenetly*
me- i see what you mean....

simple plan by sammyjay August 9, 2006

simple plan 

The horribly fake ass french-canadian "punk" band that ever pick up guitars. They are constantly singing(bitching) about how horrible their millionaire lives are.

Emo fag: Hey guys, i just bought the new simple plan album!

Other Fag: Wow, youre totally not gay now.

Emo Fag: I know huh, well im gonna go cry, listen to simple plan, and then most likely cut myself.

Other Fag: Oh thats spiffy, im gonna go write some shitty poetry about how no one loves me, see ya tomorrow...friend

simple plan by Simple Plan needs to quit bitching December 14, 2008

Simple Plan 

1)Peice Of Emo Trash
2)Some movie

Simple Plan is so god damn emo

Simple Plan by JSZ May 22, 2005

Simple Plan 

The worst band ever. Most of the fans are teenyboppers who have rabies and are brainwashed by MTV and VH1. Guys who listen to them are brainwashed into thinking they are punk. Listen kids, go listen to Nirvana or Yellowcard. Those bands are not pop rock like Simple Plan (mor lyk stupid plan m i rite) is.

Simple Plan sucks. Plain and simple.

Simple Plan by Blahb January 23, 2005

Simple Plan 

Attention all preps, attention all preps. Humans (a very interesting species of life capable of intellect, unlike the zombie-like preppies)do not like Simple Plan for two reasons: their musical artistry is below average at best and worse, they are popular, indicating the eventual downfall of humanity. You preppies and punk/skater posers need to understand that MTV is taking a giant shit on you and you lick it up like ice cream. Its quite disturbing to see other quasi-life forms indulge themselves in what is essentially raw sewage. But then again, its a bit amusing...

Simple Plan maintains a complex thought process behind their songs: play simple-minded music and simple-minded beings will buy it, i.e. preppies.

Simple Plan by friend of bob May 15, 2004

simple plan 

this band. sucks. it's that simple.

so shitty. almost as shitty as good charlotte. seriously, get a life? people? honestly? i can't take this guys voice. just please. stop listening to this music. please. please. they came here with avril and i'm so happy that i live far away from where they played cuz my friends could hear it and i pity their ears. i want to die when i hear them they suck the fuck

however...

perfect. is a good song. as much as it hurts to admit it. it's a good song.

"simple plan can suck on a fuck and go eat shit."

"yeah dude. except for that perfect song."

"yeah man, that's not too bad."

"but they still gotta go get laid."

simple plan by james f September 4, 2005