Simioni

Simionis are usually attracted to math and they are for sure blonde. They talk faster than a car and in one time you like them, but sometimes you hate them so much that you want to kill them. They are friend with people named: Rala, Svetla, Vila, Joni and Krumcho Vulcho. They hate kids and if you ever tell them something that's not related to math they start yelling at you and call you a crocodile.

"Hey Simioni,can you tell Joni to shave her hair?"

"YOU DUMBASS BEETCH, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT'S NOT MATH??? FOCKING CROCODILE. "

by Doyoung and joni soulmates November 21, 2021

Simiyon

Absolute bliss. You have a gem in your life if you have a Simiyon in life. You are on the right path with their presence. Very intelligent but the most underestimated person. They always deserve a place higher from what they are. They are powerful, loving and protective. Simiyons can hold secrets beautifully, trust him. They are a whole package of what women expects to be. You missed you once, you lost him forever. If you are playing, baby it’s with the wrong person.

Friends: how are you so confident everyday?
Me: I got a lion behind me.
Friends: Lion?
Me: Simiyon!!

by Power Source November 23, 2021

Simiyon

Pure bliss. You own a gem if you have a Simiyon in your life. You are on your right path if he is beside you. He’s powerful, smart and protective. He’s very brilliant but underestimated. He is a whole package of how women expects their men to be. Don’t play with his feelings, you’re playing with the wrong person. Extremely dangerous. He keeps even the top most secret, he’s trustworthy. His love is a private and very complicated. If you break him once you’re gonna lose him a lifetime.

Friends: how are you confident everyday?
Me: I have a lion behind me.
Friends: lion??!!
Me : I have Simiyon behind me.

by Power Source November 23, 2021

Simionato

An intellegent young person that is the best definition of a friend. Simionato is a rare surname and symbolizes great friendship, wisdom, amazing personality and they are the most good looking people you could find. It's an Italian surname.

Yoh, that simionato girl is hot asf dude!

by Kiara Sanchez December 3, 2021

simeon

most simeons talk WAY to much and your selfish sine simeon's are kind but not kai

simeon is getting on my nerves

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simeon looks so nice today

by maya13332 June 3, 2022

Simeon Baker

An individual who will sabotage and betray you

Simeon Baker left me at the football field.

by some_real definitions August 24, 2022

Simeon

The inventor of the Minute of Simeon. Simeon from GTA was named after him.

Simeon: Hi I'm Simeon
GTA-playing troll: Haha Simeon from GTA!
Simeon: Not me.. he was named after me though
GTA-playing troll: Yeah right! Everyone knows the Simeon from GTA was named after the inventor of the Minute of Simeon
Simeon: ..
GTA-playing troll: No way! That's so cool! I love the Minute of Simeon!

by Not Simeon March 7, 2023