sight gag

a joke that depends entirely on what is seen

They are known for using sight gags to the point of redundancy.

by Light Joker November 14, 2005

Sagittal Crest

The raised ridge of bone down the midline of the skull in some individuals, usually linked with narcissism, obsession with writing shitty poetry, and being fucktarded enough to think that an English major is worth half a shit.

Chelsea has a very pronounced
Sagittal Crest , no wonder she's a dumb bitch.

by dicksdicksdicksdicks January 20, 2009

Simitus

The time when somebody has just gotten The Sims and obsessively plays it for days on end.
Severe cases include people walking around trying to speak like their Sims.

Person 1: Where is Jenny?
Person 2: Oh, she has been up in her room all week. She has a pretty bad case of Simitus.

by spazzmle June 2, 2009

shit-sighted

When somebody only sees the bad in everything (leaving out the positives). This person would be "shit-sighted."; Someone who is unable to find the silver lining even if it him them in the face;

Female: my god domenic, would you look how beautiful this winter is? i love all this snow, its so pret--

Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!

Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!

by CE S December 24, 2009

love at first sight

1. Complete and utter bullshit. Often used by 2 people who have been together for an extensive period of time to describe the day they first met.

2. A male euphemism for "Nice *insert female body part here*"

" ... and when I turned around, I saw Mike standing there. When our eyes met, it was love at first sight. I knew from that moment he was gonna be the man I married."

by Insanity September 21, 2005

True fuck at first sight

Exactly what "True love at first sight" is but to a lusty extent. Without all the feelings of love but lust.

Dude, whenever I saw her and looked her in the eyes for the first time... It was like true fuck at first sight.

by chillinbrah July 31, 2011

high sidity

a term meaning high society; someone who has or acts like they have alot of money and is better than most if not everyone else

I don't want a high sidity boyfriend; I want someone who is down to earth.

by J-Millz 138 September 12, 2006