douche space shuttle

(n.)Like a douche bag, but with like a gazillion times more douche capacity.
"Hey, have you met Tommy?"
"Oh yeah, at the party last night. That guy is a total douche space shuttle."
by triangle77 February 21, 2014
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space shuttle door gunner

A humorous term for an "armchair commando:" one who likely did not serve in the military yet insists they did highly unbelievable things in the military.
"I met this Space Shuttle Door Gunner at the store the other day, yeah, he said he and his buddy were in Vietnam shooting bad guys from a mile away with their M16s"
by AR-15 October 14, 2005
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space shuttle door gunner

A humorous reference to rear echelon personnel (air force) who like to talk up how much combat experience they have.
Yeah, that Jack is a real hero. Ask him about his tour as a Space Shuttle Door Gunner if you want to shut him up.
by JonathanH October 13, 2005
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Hey baby, you ready for me to Fly the Dick Shuttle to Uranus?
by lawlpenis April 02, 2009
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space shuttle door gunner

A humorous term for an "armchair commando:" one who likely did not serve in the military yet insists they did highly unbelievable things in the military.
"I met this Space Shuttle Door Gunner at the store the other day, yeah, he said he and his buddy were in Vietnam shooting bad guys from a mile away with their M16s"
by Macman37 October 14, 2005
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space shuttle door gunner

A humorous reference to rear echelon personnel who like to talk up how much combat experience they have.
Yeah, that Jack is a real hero. Ask him about his tour as a Space Shuttle Door Gunner if you want to shut him up.
by Jordan Bowels October 14, 2005
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space shuttle door gunner

An internet blowhard, especially on internet gun or military forums, who like to dog others from the safety of theor anonymous keyboards.
That Jon3, he's such a Space Shuttle Door Gunner, posting definitions when he doesn't even really know what they mean.
by Gat Mc Slamster October 14, 2005
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