Shart

What happens when you think you have to fart but a little shit pops out when you fart. Damn, I just sharted!

"I have to go home and change my underware because I just sharted."

by ggrab4884 September 7, 2009

shart

A word made when someone tries to fart, but ends up pooping. This will usually result in the persons pants becoming soaked with poo.

EW! I just tried to fart but I actually sharted!

by Sarah A November 9, 2008

shart

The transition phase between defecating and flatulation.

I sharted when the pretty girl looked over at me.

by Geoff L. October 5, 2005

Shart

When one farts and shit comes out too. Often reffered to as a wet fart.

I have to go and change my boxers. I just sharted!

I just sharted in my friends soup and he ate it!

by Andrew March 23, 2005

M Shart

When someone misses an obvious cultural reference that should be known to all.

Complete lack of understanding of pop cultural.

-MC Hammer is performing at the concert as well!
-em see who?
-holy m shart.

-OMG (celebrity name, movie title, tv show....) is on tv tonight!
-who's that?
-omg m shart more could you?

by kaleahobviously June 16, 2009

Shartgasm

During an orgasm a girl will spontaneously poop and fart at the same time. A very rare type of orgasm.

Last night during a wild sexcapade Hayley pulled off a shartgasm.

by zrat March 20, 2006

shart

An extraction from the asshole that can cause great muscle pain. Mixture of shitting and farting at once that may cause an uncomfortable dispositioning in your pants.

"Dude I just sharted my pants."
"That shart smells like tuna."

by LT Ram September 3, 2009