The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle
by sethmad October 1, 2020
Get the sex offender shuffle mug.Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.
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The act of putting your hands in your pocket to readjust your testicles and on occasion penis. Sometimes even to conceal an erection.
I've been in the sun all day and my balls are sticking to my thys. Watch my back as I Pocket Shuffle.
by Albert Winthorpe July 21, 2017
Get the Pocket Shuffle mug.Slang for that quickly recognizable body language of a person approaching you to ask for spare change.
I caught him headed toward me from the other side of the parking lot, he was doing the gratitude shuffle.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019
Get the the gratitude shuffle mug.When you wake up drunk in the middle of the night and Shuffle over to the fridge for a midnight snack.
by Theprofessionalmidnightshuffle September 9, 2016
Get the Midnight Shuffle mug.Video Games. Where the player character circles around an object that enemies cannot destroy or move through in order to manipulate their AI and run away in the direction you wish to go.
Oh I was playing Resident Evil Village, I gave that one boss the old Tallahassee Shuffle and got away.
by 1word May 11, 2021
Get the Tallahassee Shuffle mug.The fundamental rules in amateur foosball with the primary focus of trash talking are as follows:
1. Watch out for the stuff
2. Always Win
With the first rule as the focus the awarding of the title of most stuffed man or MSM is if one has a memento of some type, ie. A Championship Belt or perhaps a travel coffee cup. Other acceptable methods are repeating that someone is the MSM or writing it on a dry erase board.
Once said methods have been applied the title cannot be refuted or transferred.
1. Watch out for the stuff
2. Always Win
With the first rule as the focus the awarding of the title of most stuffed man or MSM is if one has a memento of some type, ie. A Championship Belt or perhaps a travel coffee cup. Other acceptable methods are repeating that someone is the MSM or writing it on a dry erase board.
Once said methods have been applied the title cannot be refuted or transferred.
Despite best efforts he was unable to avoid a massive onslaught of stuffs for the past 2 years and is the Most Stuffed Man (MSM) of all time.
by notmsm January 9, 2017
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