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Chinese Showdown

It is the phenomenon of four cars, almost always driven by Chinese women or old men, coming to a confusing stop at an all way stop sign at the same time. Each driver, engulfed in terror, will tentatively drive forward at the same time until they see the other three drivers do the same. At this point all four drivers simultaneously slam on their brakes. This act will be repeated several times until all four cars are wedged together in the middle of the intersection.
Sorry I'm late I got stuck behind a fucking (Chinese Showdown). Why the fuck do you live in this fucking (gook) neighborhood anyway?
by jimmy the driver November 3, 2009
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Facebook Showoff

An extreme obnoxious attention starved person on facebook that posts every picture of any gift that they receive from anyone,but tries to make it "seem" they are showing appreciation for the gift when they are really just showing everyone and really saying " LOOK WHAT I GOT" In hopes of people clicking "like" and asking questions about the gift.
Get off the computer ASSHOLE! I'm trying to post a pic of this 5 cent button Joe bought me!!

No!! , this is the 6th time already today you have posted a picture, your such a facebook showoff!!!!
by butteryobiscuit June 1, 2011
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snowmobility

a made up word used by some snowmobile industry people to make their products sound better.
These skis give this sled great snowmobility.
by Ron Phelps April 4, 2008
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Slowmotional

adj.

Use of slow motion in film for increased emotional impact.
This effect is often compounded by use of HD.
Oh my god, this bit is so slowmotional.
by Boonboon June 15, 2011
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showoffable

A female or male whom is worthy to be posted on your social media page.
Look Fam I’m telling you, Kim is showoffable.
by Ya The Barber November 5, 2018
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Shoomoo

Man 1: yo have you seen that shoomoo
Homslice 1:ye
by Amayuel itzilio May 31, 2023
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Farty Showdown

Sounding off several farts in one session. Most efffective when others participate.
Caleb and Mike had a Farty Showdown after their Bean Tacos.
by Deep Thinker October 1, 2009
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