Dookie a Shooter

The act of releasing a rocket-like shit, uncontrollably out of your asshole due to being scared, or surprised by something.

Originally came from Wizard People, Dear Reader by Brad Neely.

"It was 3rd period and I looked at the Multiple Choice section and when I didn't know any of the answers it was all I could do to not dookie a shooter right then and there.

"I'm going to need a change of pants because when I heard Steve Buscemi was going to star as Moe in the new live action Simpsons movie I dookied a shooter."

by Zoomacroom November 27, 2011

web shooter

One who slings his ejaculate into or on someone or something.

Dude: Why is there jizz everywhere!?!?
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I'm a web shooter.

by Webslinger6969 December 30, 2016

baby shooter

Name for the male genitalia.

Put your baby shooter back in your pants, Bob.

by maggie cate May 29, 2008

shooter mcgavin

A way to congradulate a friend for doing something cool or awesome by using both hands in the "finger gun" motion.

Look Tom just shot James the shooter mcgavin for banging that virgin.

by Steverrrrrrrrrr June 17, 2006

Sailboat Shooter

When you stretch out your ballsack into a cup, pour in a shot of rum, and have a girl take the shot

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

skeet shooter

A guy who loves to ejaculate/cum on people or things.

He's a skeet shooter!

by RandomGuy March 29, 2005

School shooter

A person that was bullied, misunderstood, hated, alone, and just overall confused and hurt by the people that did this to them. A school shooter could me anyone. Yes, it is bad to kill a bunch of kids for no reason but can we really blame them? No, we can only blame them for there action, and we blame ourselves for being such assholes to the person. School is hell. This is the reason of why they do it; because kids are such assholes.

School shooter: *kills the bullies bc They do not know how to handle the pain*

by MIW_peeep February 28, 2019