To Sponch is to turn up to a house unannounced and clapped out, order enormous quantities of various foods on a food delivery service, consume throughout the day and then vanish. Leaving behind a trail of destruction including, but not limited to, dirty dishes, garbage and horror.
"Did you see Fenny on the weekend?" "yeah he Sponched everywhere."
"F*ck me what a Giant Sponch."
"God damn Sponch"
"F*ck me what a Giant Sponch."
"God damn Sponch"
by Sponchlord July 13, 2020
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by ghostface eater October 24, 2008
Get the Shotch mug.someone who has aged before their time. A 30 year old that looks 42 due to drug or excessive alcohol use after high school.
I saw that guy from back in high school...living off of beer and cigs has turned that dude into a complete stonch.
by vm30 June 23, 2009
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Get the Sponch mug.Usually used when someone does somthing without thinking, or who displays dumb behavior on a regular basis.
by Opie05 January 11, 2009
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1. Used as a contraction of SHIT and OUCH, Usually encountered when saying shit and hurting oneself.
2. A poor marijuana reference.
2. A poor marijuana reference.
1. Bill, hand me that- SHOUCH!! I touched the hot iron.
2. Pass me that Shouch bro, I'm gettin stoned like a mother fucker.
2. Pass me that Shouch bro, I'm gettin stoned like a mother fucker.
by Viper089 December 15, 2007
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