A guy who is a complete dickhead, he truly does not know that there are many, many, many people who wish him harm.
He continually asks probing questions which start out with "would you rather...." and commonly end with "and there is a guy who will blow the world up if you dont choose anything"
He continually asks probing questions which start out with "would you rather...." and commonly end with "and there is a guy who will blow the world up if you dont choose anything"
oh shit, there is a shomar coming by.... DARN.... he saw us, hope he doesnt ask a would you rather question
by shomar=fag April 2, 2010
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1. the combination of drinking champagne and sexual intercourse
2. The pronunciation of "champagne" by Zaph Branagan of Futurama.
1. the combination of drinking champagne and sexual intercourse
2. The pronunciation of "champagne" by Zaph Branagan of Futurama.
by Kif3000 December 6, 2010
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Get the shoompa loompa mug.Being a "shomar" is to engage in conversation with people of afican american heritage and pretending you are one of them even though you are a little dipshit white guy.
It is widely know thoughout the world the practices of the church of shomarism, they performs acts like the one mentioned above. People who partake in such actions are commonly known as shomarites. Shomarism is one of the fastest growing religions since the introduction of jedism. Shomarites have their own sacred text similar to the catholics bible, it is known as "the idiots guide to being black", it contains many scriptures on how the followers of this faith should act in everyday situations.
It is widely know thoughout the world the practices of the church of shomarism, they performs acts like the one mentioned above. People who partake in such actions are commonly known as shomarites. Shomarism is one of the fastest growing religions since the introduction of jedism. Shomarites have their own sacred text similar to the catholics bible, it is known as "the idiots guide to being black", it contains many scriptures on how the followers of this faith should act in everyday situations.
Billy: "look at that white guy pretending to be black, he's such a shomar"
David: "yeah he is, he must be a shomarite"
David: "yeah he is, he must be a shomarite"
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Get the shomba mug.Britney Spears is constantly bombarded by shoparazzi snapping shots as she makes her daily pit-stops along Melrose Avenue.
by aerin liz August 17, 2008
Get the Shoparazzi mug.Someone addicted to be willing to do anything to the extreme to buy what she/he wants. It doesn't necessarily has to be something they NEED.
Things to the Extreme:
Camp outside their favorite store to be the first one in the store.
Steal money to buy things they want
Lie, Fight for their desire item
Kill someone if is necessary
And the crazy list continued..
Things to the Extreme:
Camp outside their favorite store to be the first one in the store.
Steal money to buy things they want
Lie, Fight for their desire item
Kill someone if is necessary
And the crazy list continued..
Because my mom was a shopaholic she got into a divorced, ended up in dept, stole and killed for money and unfortunately she ended up in jail.
by VictimOFShopaholic November 27, 2009
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