afghan shoelace

When you pull just the string from the anal beads back out leaving the beads inside

I want to give her an Afghan shoelace.

by 21 jump up November 29, 2016

I Like Your Shoelaces

A tumblr term used to find other people that use the website in real life.

(always reply with "I stole them from the president to confirm your tumblr-hood)

Person 1: wow you seem cool, and I like your shoelaces
Person 2: thanks, I stole them from the president

by Sabrina_trash August 26, 2018

shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

by MITB February 25, 2006

shillary

The practice of planting a shill in an audience for the purpose of controlling questions and comments directed to the speaker; as in a political forum.

"Senator, are we to understand you have utilized shillary in a effort to gain popularity in this campaign?"

by Donda & Sandi December 9, 2007

Shallant

i shall not in a cool new word

I shallant calm down

by 650baby650 October 18, 2008

Shogla

Usually a zookeeper who likes giraffe and seals. Drinks coffee 24/7 and no humor.

girl: she is a dead fish
girl 2: nah she is a Shogla.

by crazyhairMAMA November 10, 2010

iron my shoelaces

A slang term for using the restroom.

Excuse me, I must go iron my shoelaces.

by Glen Este November 22, 2016