Shlong Dimensions

Alternative/Professional way to ask someone their dick size

Hey man quick question
Yeah whats up
"Shlong Dimensions"

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by ThiccNig March 6, 2019

Ass Schmoner

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.

Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"

by magic raspberry August 9, 2017

Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.

“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”

by Melonz4 September 7, 2019

Farmer Shlong

A farmer with a long shlong

Me: “He’s got a farmer shlong!”

by sophiasuckssss May 17, 2021

Long Shlong

A notably ginormous penis.

Look at that chick's long shlong!

by Some chick named Fred December 12, 2005

shlong

extremly large dick. one that slaps your thighs

Oh my god Jimmy, your shlong is so large!!

by Bob Hingram November 12, 2003

Shlongaphobia

Shlongaphobia is the fear of ones own penis.

(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."

by Patty Kane March 24, 2010