shmonga

Noun: any sized pet, cuddly and cute or otherwise, expressing or not a need of attention, petting, patting(booshing), or comforting in any form.

Look at this cute little shmonga, I'm gonna boosh that shmonga.

by Bad Mr Kenny April 8, 2020

Shlongker

Shlongker is a term used for anything, but mostly an object.

Pass me the Shlongker. Nice Shlongker. Can you do the Shlongker for me

by Vivien Williams September 14, 2020

Shonga Bonga

Big white or black cock with an Arabic twist.

This tall dude has a Shonga Bonga

by donga don September 4, 2022

whale shlong

A freakishly large penis that isnt black.

oh shit! this prostatude has a whale shlong.

by hazel:) January 10, 2010

Kong Shlong

Some guy with a big dick

God dayum that's a real kong shlong right there

by Mega succ 69 420 March 8, 2017

Diddy Shlong

A YouTube rapper who makes rap songs that usually have terrible beats. Often seen on a track with fellow YouTube rapper Semen Demon.

Did you hear that new Diddy Shlong?

by Diddy Shlong August 5, 2020

Kosher Shlong

The Jewish penis. The longest, largest, scientifically most loved penis in the world. No group can dare compare to the absolute huge Godzilla cock that is the Jewish Penis. It is Gods chosen shlong.

He made me cum 6 times in a row, and on the 7th time...He did it again. That Kosher Shlong was amazing.

by 01001100 01101111 01100111 011 January 19, 2021