Shleb is a word to describe how you feel,describing a person, an emotion or a particular object. It can have a wide range of meaning. Pronounced SHLEEEEB!
by Shlebatron January 9, 2012
Get the Shleb mug.A certain amount/measurement of something that someone will ask for. A shleb is relative and can mean different amounts depending on the preferences, greed, and circumference of said person.
Paddy: What do you want in your tea?
Mary: Ah, just a shleb of milk!
Paddy: Grand so!
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Mary: What do you want on your toast?
Paddy: Oh just a shleb of butter will do there Mary!
Mary: Grand!
Mary: Ah, just a shleb of milk!
Paddy: Grand so!
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Mary: What do you want on your toast?
Paddy: Oh just a shleb of butter will do there Mary!
Mary: Grand!
by erk February 14, 2013
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Get the sheeb mug.Now if we are really going to try to quantify sheebz we must go back to first principles. Whenever sheebz is first applied to a problem it starts in small quantities, and once the first sheebz is applied then it is applied in increasing doses.
This can best be expressed as a polynomial. Keep in mind that the rate of work typically decreases (another variable) due to the "ye olde shit-tins" of thinking beers being utilised.
Once adequate amounts of sheebz have been applied to the problem in question typically there is a flat section where sheebz is constant (normal operation - the amount of neon installed can mess with this part of the equation - be careful). This is always followed by some description of catastrophic failure where all sheebz leaves the building, or car, or what is left of the car.
This is an impulse function which makes sheebz impossible to quantify, however a 15th order polynomial is a fairly good approximation.
According to Pete's theory this excess of sheebz must be taken up somewhere else.
I like to think that it is all hiding in Glen's garage.
This can best be expressed as a polynomial. Keep in mind that the rate of work typically decreases (another variable) due to the "ye olde shit-tins" of thinking beers being utilised.
Once adequate amounts of sheebz have been applied to the problem in question typically there is a flat section where sheebz is constant (normal operation - the amount of neon installed can mess with this part of the equation - be careful). This is always followed by some description of catastrophic failure where all sheebz leaves the building, or car, or what is left of the car.
This is an impulse function which makes sheebz impossible to quantify, however a 15th order polynomial is a fairly good approximation.
According to Pete's theory this excess of sheebz must be taken up somewhere else.
I like to think that it is all hiding in Glen's garage.
by Guru March 17, 2004
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Get the Shneebs mug.a person who you just cant respect under any circumstances. a disgrace to society. "the lowest of the low"
you can point out a shmeeb very easily. they can be either dorky, ugly, not funny, disgraceful, stupid, disgusting, scummy or any of the above
you can point out a shmeeb very easily. they can be either dorky, ugly, not funny, disgraceful, stupid, disgusting, scummy or any of the above
What a shmeeb
by meekie287 May 26, 2010
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