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by Joe D. July 23, 2005
Get the Shiterature mug.A uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. Symptoms include sweating, anal fire, liquid diahrea,goose bumps, chills and complete panic.
"I gotta find a Restroom Now... Im about to have a shituation!!!!!!"
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.
When the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the shituation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the shituation happens. Followed by a sigh of relief.
by CrissettaKeenBird March 12, 2013
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A shit rat is a term used to describe cats. Often these are stray cats, unprotected, and cause more harm than good. This term was created by Jim Lahey on the show Trailer Park Boys, in response to all the trouble Bubble's cats had been creating.
by Ekeenan December 10, 2008
Get the Shit Rat mug.1. Someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.
2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.
2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.
Homie 1- Yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.
by Mo Green April 2, 2008
Get the shitmate mug."I saw you had a couple of Playboys for shiterature in you bathroom. Just so you know, wacking off on the crapper is a capital offense."
"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."
"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."
by -=JDP=- May 11, 2008
Get the shiterature mug.Guy 1 asks: "How was your trip bro?"
Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"
Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"
Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"
Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"
by BroMike November 8, 2012
Get the Shitcation mug.After wiping the seat, and with no one else in the public bathroom, I finally got shituated on the toilet.
by TheFiend138 September 1, 2014
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