Shithouse

Someone who you can’t rely on to do anything, literally anything.

Someone who will make plans but will bail last minute with no explanation.

Someone who has no willpower to do anything but will be in complete denial.

Person 1: ‘Ben said he’d come to the meal but he’s still not here’
Person 2: ‘Fucking shithouse’

by BabyCakes501 November 21, 2018

Shithorse

The act of having an extremely large dick and putting somebody in a position similar to doggy style except bending completely over them with your hands on the ground and inserting the penis into the asshole.

I shithorsed this girl so hard on the weekend!

by Theshithorser April 18, 2018

Shithouse

A no-nonsense, brexit-means-brexit, hard as nails, bloke.

Bas Dost: Shithouse

by DriveWithMatthaus February 6, 2019

shithouse poet

This is the dude who writes funny shit themed poems on the walls of bathroom stalls. He mainly works at IUPUI in Cav Hall 2nd floor, but I'm sure there are more poets in the world!

"The Janitors work is all in vain the shithouse poet strikes again!" - Shithouse poet Left in the 3rd stall from the right Cav Hall 2nd floor.

by Mike Oxlong...seriously November 18, 2004

shithouse

One with whom association is unpleasurable.

"I lent that cunt Frank two hundred bucks last month and he still hasnt paid me back. He's a real shithouse that bloke"

by shithouse bloke September 2, 2005

shithouse

and azzi way of saying that something is shity or crappy

Look at his shithouse car.

by tyrenn February 13, 2008

brick shithouse

originally from an outdoor toilet, now used to describe a big-framed male or female (usually derogatory for the latter)

'whoah, shes a big girl'
'yeah, built like a brick shithouse'

by BlinginMongHead January 7, 2005