shitstache

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.

my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.

by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

shitstabber

homophobic term for homosexual men

shitstabbing queer

by not a shitstabber May 24, 2003

shitstare

When you take a long stare at your poop because you want to see how big it is.

Whoa that shitstare exposed me to the biggest shit ever!

by fjfj December 19, 2007

shitstained

Completely full of fuckin' shit like someone had shitted on you or when you are in a big trouble or really pissed of.

- Oh my gosh!This fuckin' bird has shit on me!I'm fuckin' shitstained!
- I have to pay that fine and I'm broke!My father is gonna kill me!I'm shitstained

by Johnny Diddy 23 September 24, 2006

Shitentary

(n.) - the remains at the bottom of the toilet when the last flush was less than effective to exit the prior shit. Sufficient shit remnants to require a second flush.
(adj.) - describing a lifestyle that revolves around the timing of one’s bowel movements.

I asked my wife to stop eating so much salad due to the rings in the toilet from shitentary settlement.
My shitentary lifestyle requires me to work from home most days.

by SevenRoadie March 9, 2020

shitastrophe

An absolutely colossal catastrophe, bad enough that it's as if it shitted itself.

Wow, my applications are turning into a shitastrophe! For my family picture, I have to use the pictures they take in Disneyland of you screaming on Splash Mountain....

by fiona_e1is3 January 15, 2013

Shitemare

Either a particularly awful bout of turd-time or a simple word-smash indicating a situation or event that goes above and beyond humanely endurable conditions, necessitating such wordage.

"How's the project going?"

"Oh, it's a shitemare!"

by Formaldehyde_Park July 1, 2016