Shitfaced Monster

Cookie Monster's alter ego every night.

Shitfaced Monster is the alter ego of Cookie Monster.

by cracker1234567890 June 10, 2011

Shitfaceing

Drunk facebooking

I got drunk and started shitfaceing my friends on Facebook.

by Wreknball November 11, 2016

totally shitfaced

Just passed Russian Drunk but still working on Irish Drunk

Dude, I got totally shitfaced last night and now I can't find my clothes at the bar.

Let me drive you home Tim, you're totally shitfaced.

by TotallyRandomGuy April 15, 2014

Southside shitfaced

When southern people fucka womens mouth then poop in it

That girl is southside shitfaced

by Urbanstreets653 July 31, 2016

Shitesaber

Another term for poop knife. The knife designated for chopping up terds that would otherwise surely clog the toilet.

Oh man. That’s never gonna flush. Time to break out the trusty Shitesaber.

by Charley Cholo June 26, 2021

The Shiteacher

The worst teacher in the whole school. Acts as if they are the King/Queen and every student should be their personal slave. Yells at every student who so much as dares to ask a question and god help any poor child who talks during their lesson. Will make you lose marks on a quiz if your handwriting isn't neat enough.

Person 1: We've got Mr. Smith next
Person 2: Ah man, he's the Shiteacher of this school.

by Cheese Mcgeese November 1, 2019

shoeface

a dog which constantly picks up human shoes to express its devotion to its owner

Sparky - Stop being such a shoeface and give me back my loafer.

by dogman22 February 27, 2009