Shire

Shire is super awesome and super goofy, this girl will always be there for you but she also loves to talk a lot. Everyone wants to be friends with her cus she is so fun to be around

"That girl Shire is nice and funny"

by dickiepoo123 October 4, 2023

dirty Shiree

Making a dildo out of Lego and inserting in your anus, then having to rush to the hospital to have Lego removed from your bowel.

Doctor to patient: “You dirty Shiree’d again didn’t you!”.

by Obioneeyekanobe July 3, 2023

Space Shire 7

A medieval sci-fi universe that Brian Griffen pitched to George R. R. Martin. It's adaptable to TV, movies, toy, games, and mobile apps.

Brian: Mr. Martin I'm Brian Griffen, and I got a pitch that's gonna blow you away. Are you sitting down?

George R. R. Martin: Almost always.

Brian: Then join me on an interstellar crusade to Space Shire 7!

by Zander :) September 6, 2023

Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.

This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.

by potatohunt November 5, 2017

Shire

The Shire is the tallest horse on earth.

A: OMG LOOK A HORSE
B: It's huge!
A: OMG WHAT KIND IS IT?!
B: It's the Shire.

by dkjedfrfuerh April 19, 2021

Shirees

Most loving and caring person ever!

Always there to put a smile on your face.
Weird but funny at the same time. Always gets a way to make you feel comfortable around her and will go out of her way to help you in any way possible. Absolutely beautiful and amazingly good in sports!

She is absolutely beautiful, must be a Shirees

by J.M.S.P November 23, 2021

Shire

A combination of shite and dire; an adjective meaning that something is particularly disappointing or substandard.

Man, I'm having no fun, this party is shire.

by BantersaurousRex March 29, 2015