Shirees

Most loving and caring person ever!

Always there to put a smile on your face.
Weird but funny at the same time. Always gets a way to make you feel comfortable around her and will go out of her way to help you in any way possible. Absolutely beautiful and amazingly good in sports!

She is absolutely beautiful, must be a Shirees

by J.M.S.P November 23, 2021

Leaving the Shire

When a person is one hit away from smoking more marijuana in one sitting than they've ever had before. Derived from The Lord of the Rings, where Samwise expresses that after one more step, it will be the furthermost point away from home than he'd ever been before.

This is it, if I take one more hit, I'm leaving the shire.

by potatohunt November 5, 2017

Glorp-shire

The dollop of whipped cream on top of a cupcake

The Glorp-shire looks very nice on that cupcake

by #RespectTheDripKaren October 18, 2020

Shire

The stupid word the british puts at the end of EVERY of their counties.

person 1: shire sucks

person 2: trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2022

Shire

A combination of shite and dire; an adjective meaning that something is particularly disappointing or substandard.

Man, I'm having no fun, this party is shire.

by BantersaurousRex March 29, 2015

Space Shire 7

A medieval sci-fi universe that Brian Griffen pitched to George R. R. Martin. It's adaptable to TV, movies, toy, games, and mobile apps.

Brian: Mr. Martin I'm Brian Griffen, and I got a pitch that's gonna blow you away. Are you sitting down?

George R. R. Martin: Almost always.

Brian: Then join me on an interstellar crusade to Space Shire 7!

by Zander :) September 6, 2023

dirty Shiree

Making a dildo out of Lego and inserting in your anus, then having to rush to the hospital to have Lego removed from your bowel.

Doctor to patient: “You dirty Shiree’d again didn’t you!”.

by Obioneeyekanobe July 3, 2023