Shire

Man is sexy af. Shire is an absolute chad that knows how to create bombs out of thin air, he will also bomb something for 2$ because he is a chad. And will bomb the Twin Towers again for 3$. Buy one get one free. Shire never lies and all women love him.

Person 1: Shire gets so many women, how does he do this?
Person 2: Did you not hear? He is a chad and pulls all women.

by Misinformative April 18, 2023

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

Shire

The stupid word the british puts at the end of EVERY of their counties.

person 1: shire sucks

person 2: trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2022

Shire

Sexy ass mother fucker

your shire

by anonymous October 28, 2022

Shire

Shire is a super gorgeous girl who will always stay loyal.Shire is just an amazing girl and is often underrated

Person 1:"do you know shire?"
Person 2:"ofc I do she is super cool and very pretty

by dickiepoo123 October 23, 2022

Shire

The Shire is the tallest horse on earth.

A: OMG LOOK A HORSE
B: It's huge!
A: OMG WHAT KIND IS IT?!
B: It's the Shire.

by dkjedfrfuerh April 19, 2021

dirty Shiree

Making a dildo out of Lego and inserting in your anus, then having to rush to the hospital to have Lego removed from your bowel.

Doctor to patient: “You dirty Shiree’d again didn’t you!”.

by Obioneeyekanobe July 3, 2023