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Kraft Singles

Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.
All you have is Kraft Singles? Fuck
by Me ^____________^ April 24, 2009
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free singles website

aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.
I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!
by Mike Comanche March 23, 2009
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kraft singles bandit

someone who steals cheese from a party
"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"
by lawl thomas November 7, 2009
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singlestud

A single guy who can't find a girlfriend or one-night stand. He resorts to masturbation as his only form of pleasure.
David proved to his colorado buddies that he was the ultimate singlestud by going home alone every night and not by choice.
by Mr. Little January 14, 2008
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Shingled

For a smoking piece, of any sort, to be completly emptied of all smokables left with only ash.
Hey, this bowl is shingled
by Maynard42 June 9, 2009
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Shingle Decked

When your having sex with two or more women on the roof of a home missionary style. However, before you cum you flip the women over and jizz on there backs instead. This way the skeet will fill the scratches left behind by the shingles, and possibly prevent infection.
"Hey yo Jake, those two girls that i shingle decked last night ended up in the hospital because there backs burnt too much..."
by diabetesmanjake September 23, 2009
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