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shin splints

The most painful and often ongoing injury one can get- and usually developed from running too much. XC kids- they understand.

Ice and resting and lots of food and hours watching mindless television and popping Advil is required for their healing, and sometimes that doesn't even work. But only cross country runners can truly understand and handle the pain of shin splints.
Cross country girl- Pete, I can't wait to see you at the XC championships!

Cross country guy- I don't know if I'm gonna make it, Ashley.. I have some real bad shin splints!

Cross country girl- suck it up, and run like a real man. And take some Advil for your shin splints too.
by hotpinkrunningshoes August 16, 2011
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Shin Splints

One of the most irritating and painful injuries an athlete can get. Usually a result of overworked, tight calf and shin muscles, shin splints truly suck. Pain ranges anywhere from a dull throb to a sharp piercing pain, and can be found from the knees to the ankles and all in between. Running on shin splints can lead to fractures of the tibia. Shin splints are a vicious cycle; you overwork your muscles, you rest them to heal, your muscles weaken. Those weak muscles and shins (now splint-free) are more susceptible to shin splints because of their weakness. It can go on forever.
-"Dude i've had shin splints for like 3 years now, I just can't fucking beat them! Now i can't play drums or play ultimate or do anything i ever enjoyed doing. Life's a bitch-and-a-half."
- "Damn son! FUCK SHIN SPLINTS!!"
by shinsplintssuck May 30, 2013
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shin-dick

Using a woman's shin as an aiming device by resting the penis on her shin right before ejaculating for full facial targeting practice.
The only way he was able to hit her perfectly in the eye was by using the classic shin-dick position.
by shin man September 11, 2010
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shin pissing

to urinate on another persons shins
to knock on the front door of a house that you do not know of the occupants. upon the owner coming to the door to place your penis through the letterbox and urinate on the homeowners shins therefore shin pissing

this particular practice may be unique to the North East of England
by theprodigy01uk March 3, 2010
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Shin Megoomie tense of the a

Slap god till he is dead!
Why don’t you play a real Shin megoomie Tense of the a game?
by Devi-Fiend November 17, 2021
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Shin Gouki

Secret character in the Capcom video game Street Fighter Alpha 2. Anybody who uses him is considered cheesy.
"Man would you stop fucking using those double air fireballs!"
by Bean April 1, 2003
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Shin-ifacated

(Verb)
(shin-if-a-kcated)
1. The act of being kicked in the shin(s)
2. to get hit in the shin(s)
3. being in pain from getting hit in the shin(s)

(receiving pain in your shins)
''ouch!, you just kicked me in the shin!''

''yea you just got Shin-ifacated''
by Difo December 9, 2008
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