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Sheldon

Too smart, detailed, knowledgable and geeky. Derived from Dr. Sheldon Cooper, the fictional character on The Big Bang Theory. Too annoying for words. Belongs on Jeporady.
Don't be a Sheldon, what a Sheldon
by Oldeguy December 20, 2009
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Sheldon Convention

A Sheldon Convention can refer to 1 of 2 things:

1. The meeting of millions of hot women to have sex with each other in front of Sheldon.

or

2. The meeting of millions of Sheldon's. Every Sheldon is repeating the phrase, "WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?"

Note: Ma Samich = My Sandwich
1. This Sheldon Convention is awesome, look at all these women!

2. Man there are so many Sheldon's here, this must be a Sheldon Convention...WOMAN, WHERE'S MA SAMICH?!?
by ShaneMolloy October 6, 2008
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Shielding

Shielding is the refusal to post photos of your babies/kids on the Internet ie Facebook. The opposite of sharenting / oversharing . Shielding is the protection of the baby/kids right to privacy. In an era where parents are digitally documenting and excessively oversharing what should be private baby/kids photos on on social media websites such as Facebook, Instagram & Snapchat. And posting private details such as date of birth, favourite colour etc. Parents shielding are shielding their babys/kids from being on social media

By shielding, not sharenting, parents are shielding their babies/kids from identity fraud, a digital footprint, data mining, predators and the future meltdown of their now teenage offsprings reaction to their entire childhood from babyscan though to birth to school being digitally documented and posted on Facebook for the world to see.
"Ergh all the other mum's oversharing who don't give a fuck about their babies privacy. How is a baby supposed to consent to photos of themselves being constantly and excessively posted online daily. A kid is too young to understand the repercussions of their lives being posted online. I'm shielding mine from the Internet altogether!" - Daisy
by Whaticansee November 18, 2019
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Shielding

Rejecting the fact that he/she is a complete closet homosexual, and he/she is fooling no one by denying is.
You know that Andrew guy? he is totally shielding.
by 339201169 March 26, 2009
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Sheldon

Bitchy slut, however one of the bestfriends anyone could ask for. Even though he's are bi-polar he's always there for you. Smallest person with the hugest hearts
Sheldon is awesome.
by Miranda Ann March 10, 2009
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Sheldon

That one whitewashed black friend that refuses to admit his more white than black and gets tight when told his white
(white) Friend: "Yo dawg what u tryina grub on

Sheldon: "I'd be down for a salad"
(white) Friend: "Yooooo Sheldon, ur more white than I am I wouldn't even get a salad"
Sheldon: "chill yo I'm dark skin hood nigga."
by RealSlime24 November 1, 2019
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joel sheldon

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