noise shard

A sharp, piercing sound that assaults one's ear like a projectile.

"Dude, turn down your ringer! You just lodged a noise shard in my ear."

by Anna LeStache January 13, 2010

Shard Whore

A Female that will do Sexual Favors just to get a high off of methamphetamine.

Man 1: damn man you see that bangin' chick over there?

Man 2: Hell yea, too bad shes a Shard Whore

by Ima2miner May 27, 2009

poop shards

1. When you take an unusually sharp shit. So sharp that it comes out wearing a tux, a top hat and a monocle.

2. Mr. hanky all dolled up.

1. Before my fundraiser last night, I dropped a few poop shards and decided last minute to allow the fanciest one to accompany me as my date. We turned heads.

by Mackerel shit storm February 9, 2014

Shards

Slang for Crystal Meth

Those are some good ass shards!

by Justin Henderson July 29, 2003

Shard

A piece of crystal meth, a psychedelic stimulant, named for the shard-like crystals. Has nothing to do with shitting in your pants while farting, that's shart.

He deals some good shards, want a fix?

by Colder May 7, 2011

shard nard

1. a tweaker

2. slang term for meth

That dude is a shard nard.

by Dertty December 7, 2005

shard face

When someone has a strange look on their face when they snort meth and have half of it on their lips...

Oh man look at Ian he has a serious shard face.

by Shard-o-beef December 5, 2010