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if you seek amy

v: F-U-C-K ME
obvious pronunciation: eff/if-you-see-kay-me

Britney Spears' newest controversial single to hit the radio waves causing a ruckus in what seems to be the adult world. Currently laws in which deem songs offensive or unsuitable are not being completely considered because the lyrics and title are being acknowledged as an embedded message. However it may not last long since Britney and her camp are already considering revamping the song.
"all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy"

quick kiddies cover your ears!
by ae123456 January 27, 2009
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If You Seek Amy

A song by Britney Spears but can be code for "Fuck Me"
If(f) You(u) See-(c) k(k) amy(me)
"fuck me"
Example 1: Hey Jill are you gonna if you seek amy tonight?
Example 2: Have you heard the song "If You Seek Amy"
by irulez1287 April 3, 2009
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Rent seeking

The rapacious usurpation of working class prosperity, promoting conditions of endless toil towards pre-forfeited gains
Rent seeking behavior by banks, investors and landlords is the fundamental engine of perpetual wealth disparity.

This is what landlords do when they reach into workers pockets instead of do work themselves. This is what bankers do when they take fees that compound the cost of consumption. This is what gig economy companies do when they extract value by circumventing labor laws and keeping the difference for themselves that should have paid operational costs, pensions, healthcare and payroll taxes.

Rent seeking is among the lowest forms of livelihood.

Stop rent seeking and create your own wealth.
by Deeeez_nuts May 31, 2019
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Attention seeker

Someone who likes to announce everything in their life on facebook to get people to feel sorry for them/react. Usually grossly exaggerated but can also be completely fictitious in order for people to respond as they don't have a life/friends.
The usual response if you ask them to stay out of your life is your a jealous bitch (and usually retards that can't spell) followed by some sort of tragic life story.
These kind of people like to constantly test their relationship/friendships to feel wanted.
Sane person: "can you please stop bitching about me and leave me alone?"
Attention seeker goes on facebook "OMG what a jelous bich! So bang out of order! Someone needs to sort her out..."
Sane person: wtf?

Attention seeker "I have just had it up the ass wid my sexy bf!"
Sane person "How classy dear"

Attention seeker "my bf wont lick my fanny! help"
Sane person: "Maybe you should sort your stinky hairy cunt out?"
by 69bellend69 August 21, 2009
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poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.
"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"
by Grande John July 21, 2006
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Urb-and-seek

the act of searching UD for people you suspect are submitting words about you
J spends his days playing Urb-and-seek looking for those who have bid him good riddance
by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005
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Sheebz

Sheebz is a very usefull addition to your vocabulary. It can help you out of many difficult situations by showing extreme confidence in the face of the highest adversity. Short for "she'll be right mate".
-Sheebz- it's a way of life
Q. 'Do you think that will work?'
A. 'Sheebz'

Q. 'I think it's broken'
A. 'Spray some sheebz on it!'
by Sheebz Automotive March 7, 2004
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