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sheening

1) Winning, duh.
2) Winning, despite the fact that everyone thinks you're going to lose.
3) To think you're winning, when every one else knows you're not.
4) Under the influence of a drug called Charlie Sheen, which has traces of Tiger Blood and High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock in it.
5) Anything Charlie Sheen says or does.
1: "Dude, I'm sheening right now."
2 and 3: Narcissistic people tend to be sheening in their opinion at all times.
4: "I was going to go home last night, but I was sheening so hard that I thought that my dog stuffed it in your mailbox."
5: "That Charlie Sheen, he sheens like a pro, I have never seen someone who takes sheening to a level that innvolves so many drugs and hookers until last night."
by theagerrity April 12, 2011
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cookie sheeting

the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.
him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!
by The5thHorseman November 12, 2004
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Sheering sheep

The act of a man shaving his balls
Girl: What are you doing with that razor?
Guy: I'm sheering sheep.
Girl: Oooohhhh. Be careful!
by sheepsheerer August 13, 2011
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Shelfing

The act of sitting on an elevated surface while consuming alcohol at a social event to lure the opposite sex.
"Let's go shelfing at the bars tonight!"
by Lyfjhdwrgcs June 23, 2016
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Sheeting up

When a cowardly inmate doesn't get their way so they put a sheet up to block the view into their cell. The purpose is to teach the C/O's a lesson but ultimately only hurts the douche bag

inmate who put the sheet up.
Some PC case inmate is sheeting up.
I'm sheeting up, that'll show the C/O's.
PC case has sheeted up again.
by Keith McKalister November 22, 2018
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Sheening

VERB:

1) To act out in the most vicarious way, with no regard for hotel rooms, hookers or illegal drug use.

2) To be grossly overpaid for being the star of anything only to be cancelled by studio exces for bad behavior
"Dude, that was an awesome weekend of Sheening."

"Did you hear they are going to Sheen Gary Busey from the Apprentice?
by Su Preme March 20, 2011
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Sheening

When undergoing the abuse of 3 or more illicit drugs in an evening or anonymous sex with a variety of women.
Dude im totally Sheening my balls off right now!

OR

Aww man, did you Sheen those whores you came home with last night?
Oh yah they got sheened the shit out of.
by nonyabizniss April 13, 2011
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