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shazam

shazam is a stupid word that asshole magicians use
kind of like kapowie
magician:" hey kiddies, say the magic words"

KIDS:"abra kadabra!!"

magician:"SHAZAM!! and now im naked"
by dilldosaurous April 9, 2005
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Shazamanitis

1-) Shazamanitis is an inflamination of ignorance and utter stupidity usually manifested in the form of a Nasty, Hooker-esq Woman.

2-) A condition of being with a Nasty, Hooker-esq Woman.

3-) A Fabulous, Nasty, Hooker-esq Woman who displays Needless
and irritating and false sense of Fabulocity.
1.)Man...The beak's New Date is totally eat-up with Shazamanitis.
2.)After Last Night I am sure Dumb-boy Has a raging case of Shazamanitis from that Bitch.
3.)Hand me a beer's friend is the epitome of shazamanitis Hands Down.
by Dr. PeterDouglas March 19, 2008
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shazamo

The ability to get finish something so fast that the people watching can't believe their eyes.
Duke was just starting to wash his car and shazamo it was finished!!
by Sublime5446 is my number May 20, 2010
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shazam

When Avid Merrion plays David Blaine on Bo Selecta, he says, "shazam" and shows his tatoo of an eye on his hand.
After he duzza trick, he looks at the person he has dun the trick on and says, "Shazam!" n duz thats weird handy fing n that walk! LOL!
by JenRo n Boof August 21, 2003
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Shazzamery

Applying the word Shazzam to a feeling of having a good time. Associated with the "Rawr Bear Penis" lifestyle movement. The heavy metal band Pre-emptive Strike usually maintians a good bit of shazzamery during there live performances.
Pony: "What are you gonna do tonight?"
Ryander the great: "pry go up to S.U.T.S's bar and get into some shazzamery, wanna come?"
Pony: "hell, yes I love getting loud, drunk, and annoying the living shit out of everyone with stupid humor"
Ryandeer the great: "Shazzam"
by Jean-Pierre Cunnilingus January 15, 2010
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Shazam!

When a man engages in sex for a few thrusts before rolling off their partner, faking orgasm, shouting SHAZAM! followed by a fart/passing of wind.
Julie pissed me off again so i Shazamed her last night

*thrust* SHAZAM! *roll away and fart*
by JCtheTrimp November 13, 2007
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shazmeed

Being totaly wasteted
by Big Sam B April 28, 2004
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