spastic bumhole

A person who is always being silly and will do anything for attention. These people have names like Zach, Johnson,Thomas,Fredric, and Kiara

Oi Kiara, your a spastic bumhole

by Kiara is a bum August 3, 2018

Sharticus

“Sharticus” is used to describe someone who sharts frequently.

Jeff: *sharts* Jerry: Jeff is such a sharticus

by Mattsit February 13, 2021

Spastic Cunt

When a person is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

"That guy is such a spastic cunt"
"I know just look at him"

by Spastic Cunt November 24, 2022

Radd-Spastic

Adj. Awesome and hyper, normally the person you know that has ADHD and doesn't take their medicine.

Guy: " Dude Wes just broke his leg on purpose to be on Scarred."

Chick: " lmfao, i love Wes he's so radd-spastic!"

by Stephie-radd-spazem November 14, 2007

roman shafticles

Receiving a roman helmet from a gentleman with shafticles. Shaft must start higher on the forehead than a standard roman helmet and testicles (mid-shaft) rest roughly over the eye sockets while the remainder of the shaft continues down the nose.

I met a strange man with testicles in a unique location, allowing him to drop a roman shafticles on my face.

by Dreadlox April 4, 2013

Dance-like-a-spastic Good

Used to describe when something is not only good, it's so good you dance like a spastic.

Person A: Hey man, you heard that Daft Punk song?

Person B: Yeah, Get Lucky? It's really good!

Person A: No, it's dance-like-a-spastic good!

by alcoholic_number_cruncher August 31, 2013

Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head!

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.

child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*

by 69Bibba_Sibba69 August 3, 2018