Sham Wow

To go SHAM WOW on someone is like saying you are going to open a can of whoop ass or postal on them.

Don't make me go SHAM WOW on you. That dude just went Sham Wow on that guy.

by DJ Architect April 9, 2009

shampow

verb - To brutally beat someone, like the shamwow guy did to his hooker.

Im gonna have to shampow his ass !!

by welltaylorr March 30, 2009

Sham Wow

A mega fail relating to Vince, the sham wow guy, who got arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue.

Boy 1: Did you hook up with that fat chick last night.
Boy 2: Ya
Boy 1: Sham Wow!

by MeKr March 27, 2009

Shamwoot

The best Shaman healer azeroth has to offer. All OP classes bow down to him because he can out-heal their sorry asses.

There's only 1 Shamwoot, examples are impossible.

by Zack? August 13, 2012

Shambowl

The standard size marijuana bowl pack, approximately .25-.35 grams of cannabis

Stoner 1: hey got any bud? Tryna match?

Stoner 2: sorry man only have a shambowl left in my stash I gotta reup!

by Florch my porch April 23, 2017

sham wow

1. on a scale from worst to best, a sham wow is the top of the food chain when it comes to either looks, personality, or both. an expression mostly associated with the female gender, a 'sham wow' may sometimes be used to refer to males under the right circumstances. a 10 out of 10.
2. The ShamWow is a revolutionary, multi-use cleaning cloth that holds over 20 times its' weight in liquids. It's like a towel, chamois and a sponge all in one.
3. awesome

1. Britney Spears, before the meltdown, was a sham wow!
2. I've got a sham wow waiting in my hotel room.

by joeyg731 February 24, 2010

Shamwowed

When you get the shit beaten out of you by a client after biting off part of his tounge before intercorse.

almost exactly like that one time Vince the shamwow guy beat the shit out of a hooker for biting his tounge off...
-Shamwowed-

by Mike Hawk Izitchie March 13, 2011