Sent to jesus

1. A joke punishment to counter someone about to do something stupid
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did

1. I swear if you hit me one more time I will send you to Jesus, up in the clouds out of this world
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?

by Mastergod676 August 27, 2022

sent to siberia

where you’re sent when you’re misbehaving

Toby was sent to siberia by Ms. Smith

by queensdead September 30, 2019

...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you

You can indeed say dat to da staff at da local True Value Hardware store, but good luck on getting any discounts or other "preferential perks" as a result.

Perhaps da famous radio-ad phrase, "...and tell 'em Pat Summerall sent you" might have been more recognizable "way back when" during da time when everyone's favorite deep-and-rich-tone-voiced Irish sportscaster was making those ads, but in more-modern times, da Cotter & Co. stores' mostly-from-da-newer-generation employees will likely just give you puzzled looks if you jokingly spout said remark when you walk in da door. :P

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

Sent to the docks

wannabee roadman slang for being deported. Usually used in the country where teenagers think they’re hard

Jack: what happened to Mickey? Did he get booked
Tommy: no, mans got sent to the docks

by Soothouse February 25, 2020

She sent me two videos 🤤🤤

A very wise fat guy has once said this and ever since this piece of intellectual text has been published, life has been very extraordinary for this fatty. If this has been said amongst others, just to let you know they assert dominance flexing the amount of puss they get. In reality we are happy for this guy as this shows he can chat to the opposite gender.

From the family, the trenches

O’Block 💯

omg guys she sent me two videos 🤤🤤

by oblockdafamily April 30, 2024

sent a photo.

When you send the best picture you have and make the whole chat burst up in laughter.

Matros: Snarky comment
Pirat: sent a photo.

*Entire chat*
sent a photo.
sent a photo.
sent a photo.
sent a photo.
sent a photo.

by Charm, the Taunt September 24, 2022

sent to Texas

Executed or killed, as in the most efficient Death Row in all of America. While "sent to Texas" often has a connotation implying brutal implementation by the authority figures who helm the 21st century American police state that has incarcerated or placed on probation an unprecedented 5% of its populace (more than any other human culture for as long as our species has existed), more mundane executions or simply the act of dispatching something can also be correctly identified by this phrase. Flies, for example, can also be "sent to Texas" by the end of a fly swatter, and refuse can be "sent to Texas" by being placed in the proper receptacle or incinerator.

She was tried and eventually sent to Texas because of how callous she seemed when interviewed by the authorities about the tragic accident that killed her child.

by Bugs Jorgensen July 16, 2014