semina

A very annoying creature often suffering from digestive upsets and menstrual pains. It was first discovered in 1993 when a large group of people started to behave very similarly.They all seemed to have a certain weakness for chocolate,which would have numerous side effects on them when provided with it. These include: increased naughtiness and sexual desires towards/for the same sex.Best way to protect yourself from it is to either salivate excessively or fart as both these events will cause the semina to be disgusted or (to be more precise) "turned off". Naming each and everyone of them as semina originated from the fact that during sexual intercourse semen is secreted by the gonads. Semen is an organic fluid also known as seminal fluid, thus explaining the reasoning to the name given to these creatures.

Oh you (nymphomaniac) chocolate lover, could you be more of a semina?

by shkatou December 26, 2009

Basic Seminar

Short for Basic Life Principles Seminar, it's the first installment in a long line of Bill Gothard's teachings. Often accompanied by a Children's Institute.

"Hmm, I'm not so sure about everything that's taught in the Basic Seminar."

by jay February 21, 2005

wyoming seminary

The oldest fake prep school in northeastern Pennsylvania.

"Yeah, I went to Wyoming Seminary."
"Aw, I'm sorry you didn't attend a real prep school."

by Garrett Winthorpe January 15, 2018

seminary

the absolute WORST place imaginable. basically, dads drag their families halfway across the country to this place, so that they can "honor their father and mother" and "support their fathers." this place causes all normal teenagers of the fathers to become hostile and angry..... cjildren may become suicidal and crazed to the point where they say "eff this shiz!" in conclusion, who CARES what it is.... just DONT EVER agree to go there if your dad gets the "great" idea to pick up your lives.

"hey whats the matter with you??" "oh, nothing new. my dad decided to move us to the seminary and i am fearing for my life. i dont want to die, but i know the feeling is inevitable. what a terribleselfish father i have!!"

by tiredofthis!!! November 19, 2009

seminate

To spread ones semin on, in, or around any body part of an opposite or same sex.

A Facial.

Any form of spreading semin.

Hey James I just seminated all over Gene's chest.

I usually seminate on my couch.

by Wrathgar Lord of Panties May 23, 2006

saminal

Creatures that reside in the great ocean that you do not want to encounter while participating in various aquatic activities (i.e. a sneal, see aforementioned definition)

Oh snap I just touched a saminal!

by Ryan De Sneal Paton January 28, 2007

Semenals

Male ejaculate.

I didn't mean to, but when I climaxed I got Semenals in her hair!

by Expoiv August 8, 2011