selushu strainer

When a shit takes at least 10 minutes of horrible effort and it ends up being the size of a golf ball.

Guy at the party: Hey bro you were in there forever.
Subject: Yeah, was a real bad selushu strainer.

by HugeMuttonDagger January 15, 2015

Selusionex

A delusional ex you want to auction to the lowest bidder.

Honey sugar my selusionex from Jersey City showed up this holiday season from the blue saying you must be so hard and wet for me; Forget I crushed you being a total loser and douchebag the last time I texted or that was fifteen years ago given time just moving forward with no two tones about it.

by ilacevoli December 9, 2018

semusa

A guy with one eye who’s 4’11

Guy: Omg is that a smaller version of ferry wap?
Me: No that’s just semusa

by Amoneyyyy October 18, 2020

Seus

Epitome of envy and jealousy.

Seus may lead one to avoid, to dislike or to insinuate the so called superior person is bad to make others think badly of them. They wish for the other person to not have whatever they are envious and go to extreme measures to prevent them from having it. If they can't get it they are satisfied with trying to destroy their happiness through under-handed means.

Seus had the heart of the girl who always beat her talent-wise so she set out to make everyone hate her through lies, manipulate measures and deception.

by phthonus March 7, 2022

sebussy

Seb Vogel’s bussy. The tightest bussy known to man. No penis has come out whole after fucking a sebussy

*sharp inhale* “daaammmnnn in tryna get me some sebussy tonight”

“good luck bro, I heard the sebussy is so tight that they nicknamed him the dick guillotine”

by 4skindragon April 17, 2022

Sebushtin

A Content creator with a bush on his head

Sebushtin Bush is suing FROST FOX

by SEBUSHTIN BUSH April 18, 2022

Sofus

A Sofus is a type of person who is always person-ing

"You hear that Jesse guy is killing everyone at school?" "yeah, he is a real Sofus"

by Kræft January 26, 2023