scrumption

A stupid ass word for a cookie that places use when they actually suck ass and charge too much.

"...served with petite salad and scrumption."

by bflolsx January 17, 2012

Scrumply

Scrumply is a feeling and emotion. Often described as "rough" or "scabby", if something is scrumply it is not soothing to any of the five senses. One can feel scrumply wherein they have the characteristics of an object described as scrumply or Fergalicious

"That blanket is really scrumply."
"Are you feeling scrumply today?"

by Scrotum_Tickkler June 4, 2018

scrumptilious

a fancier way of saying scrumptious or delicious.

- Damn that cake looks scrumptilious

by Purrincessofthecats December 8, 2020

honey-glazed scrumptious pussy

A vagina that is so sweet and tight, that it would make you call up your girl and be like

"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.

Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.

Zeeshan - I want to lick Pranay's honey-glazed scrumptious pussy so fucking bad.

John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.

by senpaikee February 17, 2022

Nor Cal Scrumpy

A sex act where a woman sits on her male (or female) partner's face, and happens to be text messenging her best friend at the same time, thereby accidentally farting on his face due to not paying attention to the act.

Woman #1: So I got that message you sent me last night. You were hooking up with Pee Wee weren't you?
Woman #2: Yeah, bitch, I was so distracted by sending you a text message I ended up Nor Cal Scrumpying him!
Woman #1: Niiiiice!
Woman #2: Yeah I think he actually liked it.

by kyrie calavera February 13, 2007

scrumpy

The act of eating a McGriddle breakfast sandwich from Mc Donald's while receiving a clumpy. Scrumpy is derived from scrumptious, for McGriddles are very tasty.

I became hungry while getting a clumpy, so I ate a McGriddle and had myself a scrumpy. or... I was pinching a loaf while my girlfriend was slobbing on my knob and I decided to eat a McGriddle. By doing so, I bumped my clumpy up to a scrumpy.

by Andrew and Pearce September 28, 2008

Scrumpy

Adj. Delicious, scrumptious, delightful.

Tom, that was a very scrumpy sandwich.

by RzA February 10, 2013